I'm watching an episode of The Outer Limits (the new series, not the original), in which someone makes quite a lot of noise, wailing and sounding like she's being dreadfully abused. This is the conversation which took place:
Mom: Are you watching Rose Red again?
Me: No. It's "The Outer Limits".
Mom: What's all that caterwauling?
Me: Someone's just given birth to a burgundy mohair shawl.
Mom: Well, some people take their love of knitting too far...